One day in Teletubbyland, something appeared from far away.

It was a meteor.

It was heading towards the land – and it was going to blow up everything in sight once it struck.

“UH-OH!”

Realising they were doomed to die, the Teletubbies decided to spend the last few seconds of their lives confessing what they had been keeping secret from each other for so long.

Po confessed about how she liked to crush flowers and run over rabbits with her scooter.

Laa-Laa confessed she was the one who ate all the Tubby Toast and messed up the house with Tubby Custard when the others had blamed Noo-Noo.

Dipsy confessed that he’d been tuning up the magic windmill so that he could watch R-rated movies on his tummy TV.

Tinky Winky confessed he was gay.

But then, everyone knew that last secret. After all, he was purple and carried a handbag?! Who didn’t think he was gay?!

Just then, one of the voice trumpets rose from the ground.

“Time for tubby bye bye!” it announced.

With the end almost upon them, there was only one more thing the teletubbies could think to do before they were killed.

“BIG HUG!”

The teletubbies all hugged one another…

…then the meteor hit the land.

BOOM!

The Teletubbies were killed instantly. The meteor easily wiped them out along with everything else.

Up in the sky, the baby sun giggled over witnessing what had just happened to the colourful four.

That was the end of the Teletubbies.

Nobody in the world missed them.