Ok hear me out guys, I’ve been thinking about this one for a while now ok. So we all know Howie Mandel right, the sexiest man alive. And do you love eating sandwiches of all sorts? Well how about I mix your two passions into ONE. I know what you’re thinking, there’s no way he can mix Howie the hunk Mandel AND sandwiches! Well guess what, my brain did. Introducing: Howie ManDELI. Now picture this: you’re walking down your favorite street and your tummy gets the grumblies, uh oh… you need some food. Your eyes lay upon a small building with a colorful atmosphere and a name that speaks to your soul “Howie ManDELI”. You become excited. You gleefully walk in and all you see are pictures of Howie covering the wall. You are overcome with joy. You make your way to the counter and order a simple turkey and cheese sandwich. You wait for your meal while basking in the eyes of Howie. Finally, your sandwich comes to you. You’re greeted with Howie’s face toasted onto the bread. A smile lays upon your face as you dig in. You take your last bite and savor every last nutrient. And what do you know, Howie’s face is engraved on the plate. You are the happiest you’ve ever been.

You have just experienced heaven.
I love you Howie Mandel.