Ping! a new message appeared! What has someone sent me? A painting of a glorious landscape? A new, and quickly growing youtube channel? A cursed image? Spam? Their feces? The meaning of life? Blueprints to an invention that will change mankind forever? Their ever growing rock collecion? The Word of God? An arab funny? A picture of their broken PC, and how they need to get a new one soon? Their essay that they will present to thousands of people tomorrow? A pile of books that shows how much work they’ve done? Some memes? A Minecraft redstone build that can beat the game for you? The date of the end of the universe? A link to a website that will give my computer a virus? A signed version of a 1st edition CD? News that a new planet has been discovered? A recently unknown kind of dinosaur that they found the bones of in their backyard? A link to a subreddit that may become your new favorite? Someone’s name you haven’t heard in years? A love letter? A video that will change the way you view your life? A new elemnt they have discovered? The secret Krabby Patty recipe? Breaking the news that a loved one has passed? How they have spread a rumor about you, and how you will be humiliated. A reply to a message you sent 2 years ago? No, none of that, it seems they have sent an image of their nether regions.