Growing up my parents bought a cat and it had an issue with my brother. Really didn’t like him and would constantly ambush him randomly.

Now, my brother and I were both budding duelists and the name of our game was YU°GI°OH. we had our decks and took that shit seriously. Now this dirty bastard of a cat found my brothers deck, and chewed up his favourite card (I swear to god, it was the only card that was damaged and it was his prized possesion.)

Well I’ll be damned if my brother didn’t track that little fucker down, and bite him on the ear. You see, we had just watched that Cuba Gooding Jr. Movie snowdogs or some shit and that was how he got respect from the lead dog.

That was the last time the cat fucked with my brother. The power balance had finally shifted.^^^[Source](https://www.reddit.com/r/PeopleFuckingDying/comments/7jhty4/friendly_dog_gets_eaten_alive_by_insane_cow/dr6o5no/)