😭Bleach? Special disinfectant products? How does HE clean up urine in an oven?! I am a loss, this is so horrible and I am disgusted.
Story time: It’s 2am (a mere hour ago). I stayed in for the night and my boyfriend went out with friends. He came back at 12:45am, went to sleep. I wake up to my boyfriend getting out of bed (I’m a light sleeper, thank god), he walks into the kitchen and is rattling in the oven oddly, and start to hear a stream of what I thought was water from the sink- it wasn’t water. I jumped out of bed and ran to the kitchen to see him PEEING IN MY OVEN AND ON MY FLOOR. Oven door open, pissing all inside and on the inside of the oven door. He was sleep walking. He didn’t even snap back into reality for a good 5 minutes or realize what he had done. Mind you, I just deep cleaned the entire apartment earlier that day around 8pm.

Target opens in 3 hours at 7am. Please, all of your advice (and comedic relief) is needed.