Whenever I see a semi attractive woman my jaw pops out of its socket and falls to the ground, my tongue rolls out like the red carpet, and my eyes buldge out of my head. When I believe the excruciating pain has ended I feel a very hot and unpleasant sensation in my ears as smoke starts pouring out of them and whilst a train horn comes piercing out or my head. Then I have the sudden urge to pull out a gigantic hammer and pound it into the top or my skull over and over and over again leaving long lasting damage, then suddenly completely out of my control I say “Now thats a dame!” I wish for this curse to end, my doctor said if this doesnt stop then I only have a month to live.