Every time I look up at the night sky I just want to take a big bite out of that yummy looking orb. I know it’s just rock and sediment, but oh boy, I still just want to shove it in my mouth. I think about taking a spoon and scooping out the moon like ice cream. I imagine it to have cold cookies and cream taste. When the full moon comes, my appetite becomes intense. It’s not just the moon, so many planets look tasty. Jupiter looks like it’d have a creamsicle taste. Neptune seems fruity. Hell, even a nice red rock mountain looks great. I know I can not eat these things but I want to.