You’d think that the ink was made from the glands of endangered whales and dust collected from comets at the prices they sell it for. And the way printers won’t print if they’re low on ink. “Low” means “has some.” “Low” means “has more than the machine is letting on.” We know our printers are lying to us, and that’s why we hate them. I know there are probably a lot of good, fine people who work in the printer business but I suspect that most, when questioned by others about their occupation, would prefer to say they test cosmetics on the eyes of bunny rabbits.