I have not even gotten past the first night. I am simply too attracted to Freddy Fazbear, every time I play I open up the camera for the show stage and gaze upon the unimaginably hot body of Freddy Fazbear. I cry whenever Bonnie or Chica move, causing the camera to flicker so that I am unable to look upon my true love. But every time is cut short by a jumpscare in my face by a reality-bending rabbit and a fat ♥♥♥♥♥. They are disgusting compared to Freddy, we all are disgusting compared to him. After two hours of having stared at him, I started the game by closing both doors, it gave me less time to gaze upon Freddy but it stopped me from being jump scared. Almost. It gave me something greater, so much greater. A jumpscare from Freddy himself, I have to admit I cried tears of joy at the sight of his magnificent jumpscare. It was everything I had ever hoped for, at last, I was at peace and it was all thanks to this game. To have Freddy so close and personal with me it was worth every hardship I have experienced in my life, everything had led to that moment and now I can’t get enough of it.


10/10 Recommended for everyone who has erectile dysfunction as this is guaranteed to get you hard.