You see that guy on the Hippogriff?

That’s your husbando.

A devout Catholic Paladin of Charlemagne, hero of romantic French and Italian epics during the renaissance.
When not riding his cousin’s flying horse, he rides own sick horse that is made of fire and hurricanes named Rabainco.
He has a lance that can knock man down with the slightest touch.
Astolfo is also proficient in magic, people claim he could break any curse or spell thrown at him.

He also has a magical horn that causes everyone around him to flee in terror.

One time, Astolfo beat the shit out of a giant in one on one combat and paraded his ass infront an entire city after he kicked it. He then used the giant as a plow ox for his fife.
One time he defeated an immortal regenerating bandit akin to Kars named Orillo by zandatzu-ing him into dust, to the point he would regenerate 2000000 years later.

And he did it all with a smile on his face, cracking oneliners like a goddamn 80’s action hero because he was the comic relief of his three friends while still being a bad ass.

And how is this badass paladin represented in Fate ?

A generic fapbait Trap.

I’m not mad at you for liking this character, that’s you’re own tastes and opinions.

I am assmad at the people who designed him like this in fate, and every time you post him I will die inside now that I did research on who he’s based on.