American agents. You are making a grave mistakes. You may know me as Codename Bogdan. I am commander of the submarine And for record, Bogdan is not just codename. It is real name. Clever coding. We are rogue unit. Operating outside State sanction. We will fight you, but this is not why we are here. We come all across Pacific… . we not give up now. We are ready to die… every man and boy….we have job to do. Do you know what you’re fighting for? Bleeder Burgers and Deludamol?

You don’t know what you’re doing. Stop itl Stop it, now! You are biggest idiots of whole wide world, Americans This is a big mistake, like crap in pants Stupid… stupid.

Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait we’ve… can we calm down for just one minute? For less than one minute! Look, you look very much like you have wrong end of shit. You’ve got stuck in the stick… you’re up creek with paddle of crap! Look,look… how you say it? I am here to help.

That’s Codename Bogdan, kill him! No, kill me all you like… but stop lis-liste… listen, li-li-listen, liste… listen, listen liste.. listen, listen.

Sure, I would Ilike to destroy America, control Russia… and destroy fabric of civilization as we know it… but these are all piping dreams I’m here to help solve real problem. And what’s the real problem? You… you are real problem.

You are doing dirty work for Avon Quartz and his machine Oh, cigarette, clgarette.. Now, liste… think about it… if you let… insecure little egomaniac play God… then fake human brain he builds will be brain of insecure little egomaniac. My scientists have studied Cliffford… Cliffford…is asshole The Al is an asshole?

Exactly… and him and Quartz want us to kill each other. I don’t believe a word of it. Well, how do I make this up?

How indeed? Well, thank you, Bogdan. Thank you, Mr. Crest… thank you, silent, psychotic peons.. but this… this is where I say arrivederc… no, I mean… get ready… I mean… this is where… Im in charge… Go fuck yourselves! Losers. Yes, losers.


Yes, we’re in charge… me and my Dad. We’re in charge and this outdated, low tech submarine will self destruct i… thinty seconds. I think you’ve got to get outte there quicklyl Scuba gear by hatch over there… I have secret escape pod, good luck!