It all starts when our scouts arrive. They go to good, god fearing, white, Republican towns and count the churches, libraries, and schools then report back to high overseer Newsom. At his discretion, a number of infiltrators go to this town, claiming that “commiefornia had gotten too expensive for them” and that they had to leave theirprior neighborhood when “the blacks started investing the place.” These infiltrators work their way into the locals confidence, becoming teachers, “friends” (as if we Californians could ever find warmth in our child, black hearts), and (((Christians))). At that point, they can start corrupting the Good townsfolk. They “teach” the kids the “truth” of evolution, and not creationism and they put chemicals in the water to turn the kids gay. At th at point, our victory is assured, and it is only a matter of days before the churches are turned into atheist, satanic ritual sites, libraries become abortion clinics, and schools become liberal arts colleges, which only teach feminism and miscegenation. Finally, the town raises taxes to fund the construction of a Pacific ocean, so it can become a true, seaside California town. We then call public access to constructed beaches a “right,” and don’t let business take private ownership of the beach, or access to it. Only once that has happened, will high overseer News(atan)om bestow a new, Californian name upon the town.