Let me make one thing clear. I hate you. I hate everything about you. If I had the choice of going to heaven or getting a chance of dragging you down to hell with me, I would go with the latter. I swear to fucking God if I see you another guy named Jimmy in my fucking subreddit I am gonna go on a banning spree for anyone who doesn’t send a god damn picture of their license in the mod mail confirming they are a Jerry.

If you think you can just get away with posting Jimmy links in /r/Jerry, and let them sit there for 6 or more months, you’ve got another thing coming. I’m the sheriff in these parts, and I’m not allowing this shit anymore.