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.. .. .. .. .. . suprised right.. .. .. ✌try in other group chats and watch their reactions. Happy trying.


Now watch me Whip

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Now watch me Nae Nae

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Watch me Whip

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Whip
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Now watch me Nae Nae

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(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ FLIP THAT TABLE.

┻━┻ ︵ ヽ(°□°ヽ) FLIP THIS TABLE.

┻━┻ ︵ ＼(`0`)/／ ︵ ┻━┻ FLIP ALL THE TABLES

ಠ_ಠ Child. . .

ಠ_ಠ Put.

ಠ__ಠ The tables.

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Also…
Question…

IF 1 = 5

2 = 25

3 = 125

4 = 625

5 = ?

Please think twice before scrolling


















Answer = 1

REMEMBER THE FIRST LINE.

1 = 5

MORAL:
DO NOT COMPLICATE SIMPLE PROBLEMS IN LIFE.






Now, time for a good laugh…



Read slowly…..You will Laugh –

Five facts about You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You

1. You’re so lazy You didn’t read all the You’s.

2. You didn’t notice I put a Yoo.

3. You are now looking to find out.

4. You are laughing because you realise there is no ‘Yoo’ and you’ve been tricked.

5. You are going to
forward this to others who are like ‘YOU’!😜😜

I know at least 13 things about you now:

1. You are holding your phone

2. You are on Whatsapp

3. You just opened my msg.

4. You are now reading it

5. You are human

7. You can’t say the letter “P” without separating your lips

8. You just attempted to do it

9. You are laughing at yourself

10. You have smiles on your face

11. You skipped No.6

12. You just checked to see if there is a No.6

13. You are laughing at this because I caught you..

Hahaha is it true? 😃😜😄

If u smiled then forward
☁☁🌞 ☁ ☁
☁ ✈ ☁ 🚁 ☁ ☁ ☁


🏬🏨🏫🏢🏤🏥🏦🏪
🌲 / l🚍 \🌳👭
🌳/ 🚘 l 🏃 \🌴
🌴/ l 🚔 \🌲
🌲/ 🚖 l \🌳

Now that you’ve smiled, don’t be stingy with the smiles, share them With friends!! Just for laugh
Lots of work n want to destress read n have a good laugh.
Lol


😂 😂 😂
Children Are Quick and Always Speak Their Minds
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Teacher: How old is your father?
Kid: He is 6 years.
Teacher: What? How is this possible?
Kid: He became father only when I was born.
Logic!!👌 😳
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this child)
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it’s H to O
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s.. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No sir, It’s the same dog.
(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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TEACHER: George Washington not only copied down his father’s cherry tree, but he also admitted it. Now Louis, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?

LOUIS: because George still had the axe in his hand…
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PASS IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH!
LAUGHTER IS THE SOUL’S MEDICINE!!
😂😂😂


A Woman was out GOLFING one day when she hit the⛳ ball into the woods.

She went into the woods to look for the golf ball and found a frog 🐸in a trap.

🐸 The frog told her, “If you release me from this trap, I will grant you 3⃣ wishes.”

The woman freed the frog🐸, and the frog said, “Thank you, but I failed to tell that there was a condition to your wishes”

Whatever you wish, your husband will get the same wish …. 🔟 times !

The woman said, “That’s okay.”

👸 For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

The frog warned ☝her, “You do understand that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to”.

The woman replied, “That’s okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me.”

So, KAZAM- she becomes the most beautiful woman in the world!

💰 For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.

The frog said, “That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be 🔟 times richer than you.”

The woman said, “That’s okay, because what’s mine is his and what’s his is mine.”

So, KAZAM, she becomes the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, “I’d like to get a mild heart attack”
⚡💔〽



Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don’t mess with them.



🚺 Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here ✋ and continue feeling good.


🚹 Male readers📖: Please scroll down.










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The man had a heart attack 🔟 times milder than his wife. 😋



Moral of the story: Women think they’re really smart.

Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.




Note: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! 🙉



Forward this to all the guys for a good laugh, and to all the ladies who have a good sense of humour..
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In Singapore , majority of us live in HIGHLY DANGEROUS BUILDING (HDB). Most of the people gotten used to PAY AND PAY (PAP). Not only have to pay, you PAY UNTIL BANKRUPT (PUB). If you don’t own a car, you can always take a MAD RUSH TRANSPORT (MRT), or take a SI BEI SLOW (SBS) bus by other commuter . This is the life of a normal Singaporean!! Pass around and make your friends laugh! 😀


BRAIN EXERCISES
If you can read this OUT LOUD, you have a strong mind. And better than that: Alzheimer’s is a long, long, way down the road before it ever gets anywhere near you.

If you can read the following paragraph, forward it to your friends. Only very good minds can read this. This is weird, but interesting!


I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno’t mtaetr in what oerdr the ltteres in a word are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is that the frsit and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it whotuit a pboerlm. This is bcuseaethe huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the word as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If you can raed this forwrad it

FORWARD ONLY IF YOU CAN READ IT
This is a TEST. Good Luck!!!

I don’t know about the wishes, but we can all use some brain exercise!! How old are your eyes?

The Eye Test

Can you find the two B’s?
(DON’T skip, or your wishes won’t come true…)

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Once you’ve found the B’s, find the 1…

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII1III
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Once you’ve found the 1, find the 6…

9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999699999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999


Once you’ve found the 6, find the N. (It’s hard!!)

MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMNMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM

Once you’ve found the N, find the Q…

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Make two wishes!


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OK, now that you’ve made your wishes, they will come true. All you have to do is forward this message to three people, but if you forward it to more, it will happen sooner!

Do send this message on OR U WILL DIE. It is fun and good for the brain!!!