This might be one of the most obvious fake greentexts I have ever seen. I sincerely am afraid for the person that posted this, because not only do you lack the willpower to not post this or the self-awareness to realise how autistic this is, but because you don’t show a single sign of creativity or independent thought. How does it feel knowing that you lack the basic human function of restraint, something that your everyday chimpanzee can grasp. I unironically believe that I lost brain cells from reading this incoherent mess of a story. What kind of slack-jawed bottom feeder could not only post this, but also believe that the other people on this site would believe them. Even if you posted this on R9K you would be ostracised for staining their board with this wet fart your brain decided to squirt out. If I was given the chance to go back in time to any point in history I would go back five minutes and stop myself from clicking on your post, because I know it would create a paradox and make the universe implode. My last thought before being sucked into the abyss would be of you realizing that your lack of substance had caused the end of the universe, and I will smile.