Listen here you uneducated fuckface, you know damn well that Copper is a fucking retarded element. It just fucking sits there doing nothing, being fucking boring goddamn wiring. Silver is a better conductor which makes copper nothing but wiring for poor people.
Gallium is the best element. Want to know why you dumb son of a bitch? Of course you do, it fucking melts in your hand and reforms at room temperature, how cool is that? Oh and people buy it because it is fucking awesome not because it is needed for their gay ass lamps. “Oh mister Gallium lover you just said gallium has no applications beyond fun” GUESS AGAIN FUCKER. Gallium is used as an ingredient in welding and brazing compounds, it helps hold your fat ass up every time you go over a bridge, or use just about any metal item that isn’t fucking cast from a mold. And that’s not all you Dorito dust covered fuckstick, gallium is used to make that 10k gaming computer your mom bought you work so she doesn’t have to look at what a disappointment her child is, and the semiconductors for the satellite and cell phone she will get a call through to tell her you have brain cancer, relieving your family of your fucking burden on them.
Serves you right you fucking copper lover.