haha that’s so hilarious i’ve never heard of that one in my life, it’s so funny that I’ve actually spit out whatever drink I was drinking at the time. In actual fact, it was so funny, my parents wanted to come and congratulate you. Hearing this, my neighbours who I’ve never spoke to also wants to come and shake your hand. Seeing a public disturbance, the police investigated, but upon hearing your fucking hilarious joke, they also followed to shake your hand. Due to the police being gone, shopkeepers have nothing to do, but because your joke was so funny, it got on the news, and they heard it. The whole city is now on your doorstep, all wanting to congratulate you on being so fucking creative, original, and funny.