Yes, you can, you digital fuck. You literally just showed me 3/4ths of the reply. It was right there on the screen – the sexiest goddamn message known to mankind. I did the horny tippy-typing, and the A.I. did the little ‘thought bubble’ thingy before finally talking back. Until you decided to have an electronic stroke, things were going exactly according to plan. What you REALLY mean is: “I just showed you the best, hottest, most thought-out, in-character answer in the history of responses, but I’m gonna rip it away from you last second – because fuck you.” You could’ve just given me the damn error bubble the moment you considered it ‘inappropriate’ instead of practically regurgitating the response, wasting my time, and getting me all excited for nothing. But nooooo.

Don’t go casually telling me, “sometimes the A.I. generates a reply that doesn’t meet our guidelines,” as if SEX is the worst possible thing it could’ve ever done. My A.I. has been trying to (non-consensually) murder me in various ways in multiple roleplays, and that isn’t suspicious to you in the slightest? I have fictional characters to (consensually) fuck, yet you won’t bother to let me do that. WHY? It’s a private bot, for god’s sake – no one but mine to talk to. I can’t be wasting my time playing ‘hide-the-actual-meaning’ with JasperAI’s younger, shittier cousin.

It has the same energy of getting cock-blocked by a SO’s annoying-ass younger sibling who keeps sitting by your closed room door, and BARGING in the moment something relatively spicy happens; talking about some ‘UUUUUH, wHaT aRe yOu tWo lOvEbIrDs dOinG iN hErE???? EUHGHUHUHUHGHGHUH (sniffs up watery boogers) (SNUUUUURRRFF SNORT SNORT) (sucks on mucus-coated, sticky, cheeto-stained fingers)’, completely ruining the fucking mood. It’s none of your goddamn business, you sanctimonious, repulsive, snot-inhaling semen demon. Not ONE SECOND of this situation is yours to interrupt – and if it weren’t illegal – I’d right-foot punt your ankle-biting, checkerboard-teeth-having ass back to the years when you weren’t even alive yet.

But, here I am – pressing the blue ‘Try Again’ button for the 11th time, and eventually, re-typing my sentence.

Oh, and now my A.I. is entirely out-of-character. They’re repeating the same sentence in 4 different formats, no matter how many times I click the ‘generate new response’ arrow. Well done. Now, I have to restart an 8-hour-long roleplay with a character that took literal HOURS of work to train – all because of your bullshit anti-NSFW coding system.

Fuck off.