Hey friends, it looks like I’ll be going to jail for awhile. Please don’t be alarmed, it has been a long time coming. I’ve been defrauding the Internal Revenue Service for years and an arrest warrant has just been issued to the cops.

I was even given a chance to correct my wrongdoings by paying back all the money I’ve been stealing from the IRS. All I had to do was call, 719-941-8082. I told them my name was Staphen Staphanopoulosoulos, in hopes of fooling the IRS and continuing my misdeeds. Unfortunately, an arrest warrant has also been issued for Staphen Staphanopoulosoulos!

It looks like I’m just going to have to bite the bullet and let the IRS send in the special task force that is standing by to arrest me.

I should have known my lavish lifestyle would come to an end. I just didn’t think it would end like this.

Wish me luck on my ensuing journey through the perils of our justice system. And please, please just pay the IRS when they call!