My favorite rifle is the Mosin Nagant it doesn’t need oil at all, and it’s so satisfying when you shoot it, its like getting drop kicked in the shoulder. You dont even need to reload the mosin, they’re so cheap that you can just buy a new one when the ammo runs out. The best part about shooting them is the visit to to chiropractor after youre done shooting it. Or if you cant get to one, just use the next shot to put your shoulder back into place. I actually keep a mosin around the house, and use it as a hammer or if someone breaks in, i can use it as a club or pike, i also use the bayonet to make shishkabobs when babooshka isnt around. I once put the bayonet on the gun, and stood up, i took a one foot chunk of plaster out of the ceiling and my wife wouldnt talk to me for a week. And the smell when you buy 10 of them, you open the crate and are met with the smell of cosmoline, low grade shellac, and the 100 year old blood of facist pigs long dead. When i was on the pole vault team during high school, i find that the long poles were too flimsy, so i just used my mosin nagant, I won first place. When i was in the navy, i found that the deck cannons were too small, and secretly replaced them with mosin nagants, we destroyed 50 ships that day. One time i ran over a mosin nagant, my car exploded destroying the 50 mosins in my trunk… the thing wasnt even loaded and luckily i have another 500 at home, so it wasnt a big loss. One time i was out camping, and had no firewood, so i shot a tree. It was blown in half and now i had firewood. Once i forgot my lighter at home but had my trusty mosin with me, so i tried to light a cigarette with it, i destroyed the cigarette and my entire upper body. I once went to an airsoft battle with my mosin, and fired blanks, i won. When i was on my high school baseball team, i realized that bats are too expensive, so i used my mosin, every time i hit the ball it was so far away that rifles were banned from my baseball team. Instead of lawn darts, my family used mosin nagants for fun, they’re 10 times as lethal for 1/10th the price. Once when i ran out of ammo and didnt have another mosin handy i just rigged it to shoot chain linked ammo. Once when i was playing moses in a kindergarten play, god wouldnt part the waters for me, so i just fired my mosin and the waters parted. Instead of truck nuts, i hang a mosin nagant on my trailer hitch. When going across the volga everyone forgot their boat oars, so we just used our mosins. When target shooting, i have to have the target at 150 meters away because at 100 the muzzle is going through the target. The mosin nagant has fought in many wars against itself, and has won every time. I shot a mosin nagant at work once, and its muzzle flash set off the sprinkler system. Once i was out of firewood and had 50 mosins in the trunk of my car, so i piled up 49 of them shot the pile and ended up starting a forest fire in an area with no trees. One of my mosins came free with the purchase of a bayonet. I once Shot a mosin into the ground, that area is now known as the Vredefort crater.

Mosin is love

Mosin is life