And with a great and powerful shout, Jehovah proclaimed “Thou shalt game”.
In his fiery roar, he bestowed upon us the 10 Gamemandments:
1: Thou shall not TK
2: Thou shall not BM
3: Thou shall GG each Match
4: Thou shall not Earrape
5: Thou shall not mass report
6: Thou shall not Dox
7: Thou shall not Fortnite Dance
8: Thou Shall not “gn” each kill
9: Thou shall not Throw
10: Thou shall not Cheat
And though i walk through the valley, in the shadow of consoles, The PC is my shepherd; He restores my soul. He guides me in the path of righteousness. I will fear no console, no man. Abram, 27-4.