And with a great and powerful shout, Jehovah proclaimed “Thou shalt game”.

In his fiery roar, he bestowed upon us the 10 Gamemandments:

1: Thou shall not TK

2: Thou shall not BM

3: Thou shall GG each Match

4: Thou shall not Earrape

5: Thou shall not mass report

6: Thou shall not Dox

7: Thou shall not Fortnite Dance

8: Thou Shall not “gn” each kill

9: Thou shall not Throw

10: Thou shall not Cheat

And though i walk through the valley, in the shadow of consoles, The PC is my shepherd; He restores my soul. He guides me in the path of righteousness. I will fear no console, no man. Abram, 27-4.