Oh my god you are so good at insulting people. I have genuinely never heard a better burn in my ENTIRE LIFE

Are you a comedian? Do you have a Netflix special?

You roasted me so hard, I nearly fell out of my seat. You actually made milk pour from my nose, and I’m not even drinking milk!

You should go on Jimmy Kimmel, you should read a script on Last Week Tonight. You need to share your comedic genius with the world.

I am so incredibly stupified by your hilariously original comment, I am literally at a loss for words.

I tip my hat to you, you are truly one of the great minds of this generation.