NORMALLY IF YOU GO 1 ON 1 WITH A CORNERBACK, YOU GOT A 50/50 CHANCE OF WINNING. BUT JAMARR IS A GENETIC FREAK, AND HES NOT NORMAL. SO YOU GOT A 25 PERCENT CHANCE AT BEST, AT BEATING JAMARR. AND THEN YOU ADD SMOKIN JOE TO THE MIX? YOUR CHANCES OF WINNING DRASTICALLY GO DOWN. YOU SEE, WITH THREE WAYS IN CINCINNATI, YOU GOT A 33 AND A THIRD CHANCE OF SHITTING YOURSELF. BUT JAMARR, HES GOT 66 AND TWO THIRDS CHANCE OF MAKING A CORNER SHIT HIMSELF, CUZ BENGALS FANS KNOW JAMARR IS ROOKIE OF THE MONTH. SO NFL CORNERBACKS, YOU EAT A CINCINNATI STYLE THREE WAY, TAKE THAT 33 AND THIRD PERCENT CHANCE, MINUS JAMARRS 25 PERECENT CHANCE, AND YOU GOT AN 8 AND THIRD CHANCE OF NOT SHITTING YOUSELF. BUT THEN YOU TAKE JAMARRS ROOKIE OF THE MONTH AWARD, AND ADD JOE BURROW TO THE MIX, THEN YOU ALREADY SHIT YOURSELF.