How in the fuck can a multi billion dollar company, which is largely about reading text online, design an app in which you can’t fucking copy text? For Jesus Fuck’s sake. I come on this fucking bag of shit app, see a funny copypasta, try copy it, and nothing happens. Go to the comments and try copy cummy’s message, and it just colappsses the comment, CHRIST.

Then I download some koala bitch ass app, things got a 4.9 star rating. So I’m like, sweet, this mother fucker gonna let me copy some dank ass text. Nope. FUCKING NOPE. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE EVERY FUCKING FEATURE IMAGINABLE, INCLUDING CUSTOM OPTIMIZATION FOR CERTAIN SUBS, BUT NOT HAVE THE FEATURE OF TEXT COPYING? FUCK MY ASS. FUCK MY FUCKING ASS.