So I was eating my girlfriend’s bootyhole the other day. She had just gotten out of the shower and after a thorough examination, I had decided it was clean (as clean as buttholes get anyways) a few days later, I had a sore throat that got worse as the days went on. After a trip to the Urgent Care, I have been diagnosed with tonsillitis. Note that I have NEVER had a SINGLE issue with my tonsils in the past. Is this contracted from my girlfriend’s butthole?