Haha, no problem. Me and the missus (more like ball and chain, amirite fellas?) love taking care of dogs, cats, and other various animals found in animal shelters around the globe (waves my arms in a globe like motion) Marriage is hard work so here’s some lil’ LPTs for all you newlyweds out there:

Step 1: Never Go To Sleep Angry.

Step 2: Never Go To Sleep Full (of food (the missus makes a mean maple mpie))

Step 3: Honor your loved ones (for instance, honor when they want to go to sleep)

Step 4: Don’t watch TV while you’re eating, make it a conversation and learn more about each other (But don’t overeat remember Step 2!)

Step 5: Love each day like it was your last. And love each other like it’s their last day on Earth. When you’re about to enter the big eternal sleep, you want to make sure they know they are loved and you are too!

Step 6: Get at least 8 hours of sleep each day. (This one’s a toughy if you’re too busy getting roughy with the missuses (like she puts out anyway, amirite fellas?)

Step 7: Drink 8 Glasses of Water a day (try to drink them all in the front half of the day otherwise you’re going to be waking up in the middle of the night having to piss)

Anyway, you’re very welcome.



Full disclosure, this isn’t mine at all, but some fantastic pasta I discovered thanks to /u/agodlesspriest’s perfect use [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/LifeProTips/comments/5q0e84/lpt_when_petting_a_dog_that_is_overly_submissive/dcvn7kr/?context=7).