So there I was, on Discord mobile and kitten just told me she was online. Rushing to my epic gamer chair, I pull up Discord so I can have hot ERP sex with Kitten, but what’s this?
There seems to be a… a-a c-c-chad in my server?
Dear god.
As I slumped in my chair I remembered the swirlies I would get in highschool and immediately my cortisol spiked and I imagined Chad ruining another thing for me. Determined not to be outdone by my own insecurities, I promptly called him a beta to assert dominance. That should do, hopefully Kitten still thinks I’m alpha and we can have our fat farting lion erp sex over Staff Only voice chat 😈