First mistake is drinking folgers you stupid pussy

Best part of waking up? Bullshit it’s the “best” part of waking up,

The best part of waking up is discovering that you actually turned into a man/woman over night, and decided to throw out whatever shitty coffee grounds left in that pussy ass red container of false hopes and dreams away.

You want to not be a little bitch and do everyone (including your family) a favor by drinking half decent coffee compared to that welfare shit?

Are you a pussy? The answer is fuck yes until you upgrade to some real shit unlike that weak shit.

Fuck you And fuck folgers

Oh and grind your own coffee you lil bitch hoe

P.S. Drink actual coffee you cunt

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