My wife is not a gamer, but she has lended me loving support as I have cursed and screamed my way through Bloodborne. Usually she sits on the guest bed and plays potion pop while i hack away at a boss for an hour or two. Which means she has been present for all the fights, including Micolash. Cut to last night. We’re in bed about to do it. In the middle of foreplay, out of the blue, she says – and I quote: “Orgas…or some say Orgasm…”

Needless to say, I was pleased