The most humiliating thing ever just happened bruh I was in
algebra class and I had to sneeze so I sneezed in my mask
and then uncontrollably farted extremely loudly at the same
time and then not 5 seconds later when the shock from the
fart had barley settled in I threw up, I didn’t know what to
do so I just started crying and then got sent home. Most
disgusting and embarrassing thing that has ever happened
to me.

(r/teenagers)