I enjoy having diarrhea

Before you call me a freak and criticize me like everyone does, let me explain.

I love the feeling of what feels like a seemingly endless cannon of liquid flowing out of your ass, stimulating sensitive and pleasurable nerves in your anus. Feeling the rush of endorphins and serotonin as the shit tickles and stimulates your rectum, making you feel like a million bucks.

I take pride in clearing a whole Walgreens of all of their laxatives and Metamucil and eating them all in one night and clearing a golden corral buffet just so I can get the amazing sensation. It’s almost like a high. You can call me an addict if you want but if you were in my position you would understand why I enjoy it so much.

Everyone hates on diarrhea and says it’s horrible but I couldn’t disagree any more. Not only does it feel relieving to empty your poor brimming bowels, but as I said earlier, it stimulates the hundreds of nerve endings found in your rectum.

Next time you have diarrhea instead of dreading the trip to the toilet, look forward to it and find the pleasure in it.