…You are literally free. Allow me to explain; This theory proposed by Mike Oxlong sates that your earnings must be less than or equal to your PR, which, because you are literally “Dog Water” cannot be greater than exactly 0. This is due to a strange phenomenon in which the spirit of Hellen Keller possesses your body causing your brain to become smooth and a loss of most and if not all sight and hearing, leaving you completely… Lost. This is referred to as the “Dollar Tree Headset Paradox” Because those $400 Astro A50s are rendered completely useless when worn by you. And thats why…