so I was walkin in the forest one day until guess what! the trees starts speaking Viet cong!! like broo wtf?????? idk it said shit like: اللعنة اللعنة اللعنة المتأنق لديك أي فكرة كم بلدي المكسرات سخيف حكة القذارة المقدسة so I went to pee on a bush until a friggin vietnam farmer grabs my fuckin penis and goes: oruoajruaioruoauroauj which i think means “This action was performed by moderators of this subreddit, please contact the moderators if you have questions.” like whaaat! viet congings dont speak like dat! anyway I was gonna go home until a friggin gang of viet dongs jumped me and sayd “HAND OVER THE FUGGIN CHROMOSONES” and like whaaat! I dont even have that much!! uhauwgahw type beat!! I did parkour and ran my way home and jacked off to chinese vomit porn and whaaat! that shit was cool!!!