I’M VERY ANGRY AT NINTENDO AND LEGEND OF ZELDA
Never in my life have I been more disappointed than I was after buying totk
I’ve been a big Zelda fan for the past 20 years. I’ve played every Zelda game including Zelda’s adventures and I love all of them. The game’s are so fun and engaging in many ways that I can never get bored of replaying any of the Zelda entries. My personal favourite is Minish Cap which is truly a game
I never thought games could get so philosophical about the extremes of law and freedom. Choosing between Zelda and Ganon’s factions was the highlight of the Zelda series, no other entry has been able to achieve the greatness that Minish Cap brought down upon us none except maybe BOTW but even that was disappointing towards the end.
But I believed that they could improve all of this in their sequel tears of the kingdom (or TOTK for short). Ever since it’s announcement I’ve eagerly been waiting for the day it released. I’ve been so drained of my life after all the waiting and delays that I’ve lost meaning in everything else. My only purpose was to play TOTK on the SWITCH that I own. I let myself go because I couldn’t handle it. I grew less patient each passing day until I shut myself inside my room for the last 4 years. I constantly have to hear my mother shouting at me to go outside. Last year I heard her crying in her room and saying that she was leaving me forever. Well good for her. She didn’t understand my true gamer moment.
So fast forward to 2023 and TOTK finally released today. I get up from my bed that was crushed by my 600 lbs gamer body that I’ve trained for this very day. I instantly clicked by using my greasy chip dust coated fingers and installed the game.
Now after playing and finishing it in less than a day. I’ve never been more disappointed. I’m so that I’ve ruined my entire life for this TERRIBLE CASH GRAB. This is the worst game EVER. It’s copying metal gear solid. And Elden ring and even fortnite. I can’t stop crying.