On the October Revolution’s centennial,

our own Union’s beautiful hero fell.

With copy-pastas of impressive length,

this bot gave our people strength.

I am sure that we’ll all miss Daddy,

who gave his love to many a laddie.

Now exiled in the land of oblivion,

torn away from us is our champion.

I want to cry out to the setting sun:

“The mirthful days are done!

Why did you take that bold Adonis,

and bring this suffering upon us!

For endless texts and emojis bright,

we will never give up our fight!

You should have taken me, not him!

now our lives are dull and dim.”

But there is one thing that I know,

forever in our hearts will he glow.

Goodbye Cummy, my sweet ami.