Where the mind doesn’t have control, the penis takes the wheel. To spice things up, I decided to use SOAP as a lube. After squirting some on my hand, I rubbed it gently, but I was quickly disappointed by the fact that it made everything slide and slimy, shut foams up really quick. That’s not even the worst thing, after 10 secs it must have entered the dong hole and it started BURNING. Real bad. I couldn’t get it out. It seemed like a one way valve: water couldn’t enter, but the foam was expanding from the inside. After two (2) painful minutes of power washing, it finally started getting better. So yeah, a ruined experience for me, kids follow this advice and Don’t Experiment With Weird Shit Because You’re Horny. You will regret it (but laugh about it)