*cracks open a pack of darts* ohhh yea *lights cig* fuck hnnnnggg *moans* yea oh yea hrrrnng *pulls entire dart in one drag* o-oh goodnessss *grabs another cig* that’s the good stuff hmph *spits tar* yum yum yum *eats cigarette* I’m gonna cum *pulls out Juul *SLLLUUUUURRRRPPHPHP* honnn yeee *drinks Juul pod* f-fuck y-y-yeaaa *sprinkles crushed cigar into Mountain Dew *GULP-GULP-SLUEERFFF* where’s my v-vape bro *SSLLUURRPPHHH* ACKK ACKK ACKK *wheezing* oohhhh lord *coughing and crying*