I am actually going to kill you. Fuck you, absolute god damn sewer raised rat bastard waste of oxygen. I hope you live long enough to watch everybody you love die, wasting away in a retirement home until they eventually find the cat eating your face. This of course would be under the assumption that you love people, which would surprise me since nobody should have the displeasure of being within 500 feet of you for more than 10 seconds. You are a repulsive piece of wet garbage that is undeserving of any love and affection. If I got my hands on you I would strap you to a table, giving you only enough tofu and mouse urine to keep you alive. I’d rip out your toenails, your teeth, your eyes, there’s no reason you should be deserving of even the most fundamental human rights. When I would finally be done with the long process of making sure you regretted every life choice I’d cut off your limbs, take you to the beach, dig a hole, and drop you in, filling it back in, your lungs becoming big bags of sand as you gasp for any clutch of air. If I were in a room with you and Hitler tied to chairs and I had a gun with one bullet I would untie Hitler so he could help me beat you to death. It ASTOUNDS me that it’s possible that anybody has ever held even a fragment of a conversation with you and didn’t get an immediate urge to punch you in the stomach. I hope every day you stub your toe, you pull a hangnail too long, you choke on water, you scratch your balls too hard and end in crippling pain. There’s so many serial killers in the world and I can’t believe the stars aligned so hard for you to not be even one of their targets. I want abortion to be legal just in hopes of not creating another person like you. Fuck you, you deserve to live the rest of your days in the most painful existence that could ever be thought of by the cruelest human minds imaginable. No torture I can think of, terrible as they may seem, would be fitting for you. I suggest you kill yourself because I have your IP address, I know where you live, and I am coming for you. See you soon.