Ah yes! The ol’ Popcorn Trick. My friends and I used to do it all the time. One of us would buy a pack of un-popped popcorn, the other would sneak in a microwave in a backpack. Then we’d sit in the back of the theater, where the plugs are, plug the microwave in and make our own popcorn. Sadly, we got caught and banned from the theater. We got distracted because we were furiously masturbating each other underneath all the popcorn.