My name is >!u/babykickingpiefacedickinmymothersmouthfacemanman!< and one day. I saw my 20 year-old brother kissing some random woman. So I was like. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? And then I punched his girlfriend in the face and kicked him in the face with my iron fist. The next day, I saw them doing the **F O R B I D D E N** in the nearby room. I got very mad, they shouldn’t do that. That’s bad and the work of the devil. It is very evil. So I called the cops and they said “Why would we do that Mr. >!u/babykickingpiefacedickinmymothersmouthfacemanman!< ? They’ve done nothing wrong. They are both 20 years old. It’s not like it’s il-” and just before he finished I blasted him in the face with a shotgun because he too, was possessed by the DEVIL and did not with DEATH on the people who did the **F O R B I D D E N** . And so, I put matters into my own hands. I went up to my brother, SMASHED his girlfriend with a jar of Belle Delphine’s Bath Water. And then I walked up to my brother and then DESTROYED his $15,000 computer which has the game TEAM FORTRESS 2 (I’l talk about it in my next copypasta)! It’s a very violent game that has EXPLODING PEOPLE IN IT. THE WORST PART, HE HAS MINECRAFT. THE TERRIBLE GAY-CONVERTING BABY-SEDUCING PEDOPHILE-INFESTED DEMONIC ANTI-VEGAN RACIST GAME THAT THE KIDS PLAY, he also had some very violent games such as LEAGUE OF LEGENDS (He’s probably just there for the SEXY) Fortnite (A very sinful game for very sinful filthy kids where you KILL PEOPLE AND ROB THEM!) and the worst one of all. It’s so forbidden that I had to censor the whole thing. >!PLANTS VS ZOMBIES, THE MOSTEST VERYEST MEANIEST BADDEST EVIL GAME where you kill ZOMBIES from the DEAD and use PLANTS as a defense mechanism to defend you stupid house. The zombies die when you SHOVE PLANT SHIT onto their faces! AND THEN THEIR HEADS EXPLODE! THIS GAME IS THE MOST EVILEST GAME EVER MADE!!!!!!< and then I, being SUPER MAD AT HIM went up to his naked body, grabbed the nearest knife and went up to his deck and saw that he was wearing a CONDOM! SUPER EVIL ANTI-BABY MAKING DICKWRAP! So I went up to him, pushed him to the wall, crouched, then took off the condom he was wearing, and there, I saw a BONER! OMG LMAO YEET, HE HAS A **B O N E R** IN FRONT OF ME! I SLOWLY SLICED OF HIS DICK, SAWING IT AS HE SCREAMS IN PAIN, HIS LITTLE BANANA IS NO LONGER A BANANA. IT’S NOW A TREE STUMP! HAHAHAHAHA! Now that my brother got neutered in the worst possible way, I went up to his girl, who’s still alive, and then shoved the knife down here **GIRL DIRTY PARTS**. AND SHE ENJOYED IT! What’s with these people? So I called the cops, and then they said “Alright sorry that our guy was against executing the people who has sex”. And then they arrived. My brother got arrested under the death penalty. The execution method: CBT. but he doesn’t have a cock anymore so I don’t think he will be coming back soon.