What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the smash bros, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on captain falcon, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in combos and I’m the top sniper in the entire smash armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of simons across the USA and your GSP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your Nintendo Switch. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my side b. Not only am I extensively trained in edge guarding, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Smash Bros Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of battlefield, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit destruction all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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