No money, no epicness. Can’t afford good specs much less an actual game. Games I \*could\* run fail to stir even the smallest bit of adrenaline.

ROBLOX had it all. It was a test of my agility and combat wit. I had to perfectly time moves, aim a gun, and press keys as fast as I can to achieve goals and overcome obstacles. It was epic, like a Dubstep track.

Thanks, U.A.E. Getting rid of my life surely was the best way to protect it. Idiots.