You know what bothers me??? That gamers are the most oppressed people! Fun fact: Hitler was a gamer. He was born with an xbox controller in his hand, ready for gamer time with the lads, but his parents refused telling him such terrible things like “you need to carry on our Chad lineage” and ” You don’t want a nasty gamer Veronica, you want a hot snapchat Stacy”. He decided to leave his Chad family to join the true gamers. He then started what the dirty Chads call the “Holocaust” but everyone knows the truth that the Chads just wanted to put dirt on his cause, helping poor oppressed gamers to rise up. We must carry on his legacy as gamers are still being constantly harrassed and living in oppression. I say we wage war against the Chad America and become the Gamer States of America. Fight against the protein shake drinking, weight lifting, alpha male Chads, and the Makeup wearing, mall browsing, unepic Stacys. Today I, Master Cornelius Bronson the Third, wage war against all Chads. With that, I say, gamers… please rise up!