**how do we dice an onyon? big onyon, look at dat HooOOOh dat a good onyon, good onyons a heavy onyon, this is a 6 pound onyon, so so an onyon, with the onyon, this is the tip of the onyon, of the onyon, the onyon, its not the knife around the onyon, remove the paper skin of the onyon, dice an onyon, an onyon, cut the onyon in half, the onyon, the onyon, an onyon, then the onyon, the onyon, with onyon, oynon, onyo-**