While enjoying my morning flush, my world was changed.

 As I reached for the toilet paper, I realized how odd it is that we “wipe our butts”. That’s when it hit me. This idea was created by large companies to scam people out of thousands of dollars in their life time.

 Now of course you may be skeptical, but there is only one piece of proof essential to this fundamental truth. The dog care market has an equivalent for most products considered essential to humans and some. There are even options for doggy ice cream, doggy diapers, and doggy booties.

 **Yet there is no doggy toilet paper…**

 Coincidence? Ya right.

 \#CharminUltra**Wrong**