I want *the worst* sonic game. I want it be terrible. I want it to be bad. Very, very bad. I want there to be no more laughable catchy songs with dumb speed themed lyrics. I want the soundtrack to sound terrible. I want it to sound like the bass boosted Arabic Nokia ringtone with fart noises with sonic saying “chili dogs!” in the most distorted vocal effects possible. I want the worst acting, choreography, and animations as well. I want the actors to speak monotonously through the entire game, and the cut scene and in-game animations should look like something made in roblox by a 10 year old. I want the writing to be dogshit. The plot should make no sense and the villain shouldn’t even fit withing sonic’s themes and have the shittiest motives. I don’t want sonic to be fast. I want edgy shadow with guns back. I want sonic to kiss a human again. I repeat, I want *THE WORST* sonic game.