[**facebook**](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=facebook) A website owned by the [**CIA**](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=CIA) used to spy on dumbasses who do all the work for “[**big brother**](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=big%20brother)”. Appeals to brainwashed tools who are stupid enought to [**be concerned**](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=be%20concerned) with fashion and trend and sports so getting them to fall for facebook and twitter and cellphones isn’t that hard.[***Sign up***](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Sign%20up) *for facebook and let* [***the US government***](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=the%20US%20government) *know exactly what you’re up to at all times! Remember to use your real name! And get used to all that* [***farming***](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=farming)*! Once the Bilderbergs take over all you’re going to have is dirt.*