(Credit to a friend of mine on Discord)

i lost against bowser jr because i was playing as fucking worthless fucking falco i hate falco and i was only playing as him because i had to use him to unlock daisy who would then unlock bowser jr but i fucking lost against her because falco is fucking shit i fucking hate falco so i redid classic mode with fucking falco again but i lost against my fucking bottom 10 main with fucking falco i hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate fucking fucking falco i wish he was never in smash fuck you falco fuck you the star fox series fuck you fox for associating with fucking falco fuck you wolf for not killing falco every opportunity you get fuck falco fuck falco fuck falco