Today a mosquito came really close to my wife
and since we live in Micronesia those mosquitos
can carry diseases like the zika virus so I killed it.
Afterwards my wife started crying and telling me
I had killed an innocent life. So I beat her with
my Samsung smart baseball bat. Now shes lying
on the floor and doesn’t move but I think she’s
just faking it because we already had sex twice
and judging by the blood loss she loved it. My
Sister in law (19T vegan very religious and very
trans) yelled at me and said shed call the police,
I had to flee in my lamborghini and could only
take 6 millions and the credit Card with me as
well as two Armani suits now i’m broke and living
in my samsung smart fridge so AITA for killing a
mosquito?

Edit: holy shit this blew up since so many people
asked my dick is ten inch and my wife is really
extremely hot