My cousin carried “It 2” on his person for years hoping this would happen to him. One fateful day he was pulled over by a cop (he’s of negrayian descent so the cops naturally profiled him as a criminal).

They drew their guns on him, as is protocol.

“Let me see your *fuckin’* hands!” -the cop said in haste.

My cousin paused, this was his moment.

“Oh yeah? Do you want to see ‘It’?”-my cousin rebutted.

“I want to see them! PUTYOURFUCKINGHANDS IN THE AIR”-the cop sputtered angrily as spit flew from his ever impatient lips. He was growing increasingly agitated, as is protocol.

My cousin smirked, cool as a cucumber, he replied.

“How about ‘It 2’?”

He reached for the disc in his pocket and the police shot him dead. Fuckin racist pigs.

God was truly clapping that day as heaven gained a new angel and a free copy of “It 2” as the disc was crushed underneath my cousin.